• Muggle Parent: Your room is filthy! Do they let you get away with this at your school?
  • Kid: Actually, little elves come in the middle of the night and tidy up.
  • Muggle Parent: ...
  • Kid: ...
  • Muggle Parent: Are you fucking with me?
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doopilydo:

GUYS SO ON THE HARRY POTTER WIKI PAGE IT LISTS LILY AS “BRIEFLY WIDOWED.”

YES BRIEFLY WIDOWED WHILE SHE HEARD HER HUSBAND BEING MURDERED DOWNSTAIRS AND THEN FLUNG HERSELF IN FRONT OF HER BABY BOY. BUT BRIEFLY WIDOWED ALL THE SAME.

Harry Potter as a horror movie

dana-cardinal:

there are people who’ve never heard of My Immortal

there are people who’ve never read My Immortal

there are people who didn’t make it all the way to the part where Dumbledore flies into the MCR concert wearing a pink robe with Avril Lavigne’s face on it

this is such an important part of life how could you just not know the gospel of ebony dark’ness dementia raven way

Don’t tell me now that you’ve grown to care for the boy.

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  • Gryffindor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT I'M GONNA MAKE YOU
  • Ravenclaw: Okay but why. No seriously we're going to analyze this
  • Hufflepuff: Aww, I was hoping we could enjoy it together...well, I guess you've got the right to your own tastes!
  • Slytherin: Good. More for me.

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

simplypotterheads:

The moment their smiles vanish.

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